Total Medals Earned: 340 (From 34 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,450 Points
Medals Earned: 4/12 (25/250 points)
You made it through the morning shift!
You're over the hump!
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You're getting up there!
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Perfect in the monster challenge
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/500 points)
defeat 5 enemies in one game
defeat 50 enemies in one game
defeat 100 enemies in one game
kick a downed bandit six times
get spiky
maximum energy
recruit one hitchhiker
recruit four hitchhikers
fully upgrade your damage
defeat 500 enemies in one game
reach level 20
get the best score in the post-max level pachinko game
reach 500 points without taking damage from a mine
reach level 20 by only selecting the left upgrade
Medals Earned: 6/7 (120/220 points)
Kill the first enemy.
Destroy all the bunnies.
Explode the big mean door.
Complete the game.
Die over 100 times.
Defeat Slash in Guitar Hero.
Finish the game without dying more than 20 times.
Medals Earned: 1/8 (25/375 points)
Nobody likes a turtle!
X marks the spot!
Give 'em a pinch!
Knock that smug grin off Ryu's stupid face!
Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick!
Oh Ono!
Watch the whole thing without skipping.
Find all the secret movies!
Medals Earned: 11/17 (325/525 points)
Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the crocodile jet
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Take down the sailplane
Take down the UFO
Kill 9 horses
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Crush 10 kayaks
Nuke Sydney
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Take down the zeppelin
Kill 10 sky divers
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 14/30 (70/150 points)
Level 1
Level 2
Level 3
Level 4
Level 5
Level 6
Level 7
Level 8
Level 9
Level 10
Level 11
Level 12
Level 13
Level 14
Level 15
Level 16
Level 17
Level 18
Level 19
Level 20
Level 21
Level 22
Level 23
Level 24
Level 25
Level 26
Level 27
Level 28
Level 29
Level 30
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/45 points)
Finished your first drawing.
Notified someone after taking your turn.
Started a game with a random user.
Found the hidden troll face.
Reach a score of at least 10.
Medals Earned: 4/5 (20/25 points)
Find A Cherokee Rose
Grab Some Pills
Find Sophia's Doll
Find Waldo
Click the link to my other stuff on NG
Medals Earned: 5/5 (190/190 points)
Check the Credits Page!
Finish the Tadpole stage!
Clear the Lizard stage!
Clear the Dinosaur stage!
Clear the game!
Medals Earned: 14/20 (260/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Find the hidden button
Blow up a jeep
Get burned by a sun
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)